If I’m not learning, I’m not living.
it is just as important
what we are not as it is what we are.
Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family,
but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.
More than 10% of the world’s salt is used to de-ice American Roads.
Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy
to watch T.V. for 3 hours.
Happiness often sneaks in a through a door
you didn’t know you left open.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
By forgetting the past and by throwing myself
into other interests, I forget to worry.
This is just a test pattern.
that’s all, test pattern.
go back to whatever you were doing
before rudely interrupted
by this arrogant test pattern.
ignore the fact you’re probably
bored out of your socks,
and the reason you’re here now
looking at this test pattern
when you could be doing
so much more with your life.
Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life.
The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.
The countenance is the portrait of the mind,
the eyes are its informers.
A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Politics is a curmudgeon of
most anything resembling sanity.
Ninety-nine percent of pumpkins sold in the United States
are for the sole purpose of decorations.
Twenty years from now
you will be more disappointed
by the things that you didn’t do
than by the ones you did do.